Let me be blunt: Getting ripped off is never fun. But for most people this means funky charges on your credit card, or coming home to find your TV missing. As lousy as those situations are, society has some fairly efficient ways to deal with them. We call the cops.

But if you own a good deal of what we call “Intellectual Property”, or IP for short, protecting it is neither easy, nor expedient (especially in the age of AI scraping our content, though this isn’t what this story is about). This is something I have come to learn the hard way. But before I share my own sordid mess, it’s a good idea to first understand the problems we face as creatives.