Apple has been rumoured to be working on all words of weird and wonderful new gadgets over the last few years, from folding iPhones to electric cars to AirPods you can control with your teeth (yes, really). As with every Apple rumour or patent leak, there’s no guarantee the thing will ever see the light of day – and here’s one I’m not particularly eager to see materialise.

A new report suggests Apple has “several hundred” team members working on a ‘home robot’ device, which could essentially take the form of an iPad attached to an arm that’s capable of moving on command. But with sensors that could help the screen move by itself, it’s already sounding a little dystopian. Sure, I love the M4 iPad Pro – but I don’t need it to follow me around the room on a robotic arm.